Most people:

Me: 

Her:

You:

Expectation:

Reality:

Expectation:

Reality:

One of your friends writes you a nice little note:

Someone else finds it and asks who wrote it for you, and you’re like:

What they expect your reaction will be:

Your actual reaction:

You:

The cashier:

But they’re all like:

Someone tells a funny joke:

Another person tells you to shut up:

When he or she gets a question wrong:

When he or she gets it right: