Expectation:

who’s there omg

Reality:

bitch i heard you a mile away

When they realize they’re unwanted, you expect:

But when they stay, you decide to leave like: 

First you’re like:

And then you just get a little annoyed because it interrupted your life:

But then you think about someone being in the house:

So you go grab a knife:

But that’s not good enough, so you take out the whole sha-bang:

And you start creeping around the house like:

When you realize it was nothing, you realize you wasted half an hour over nothing:

Listening to music in your room:

Parent / sibling knocks on the door and opens it, but you’re like:

“What? I was reading. You’re interrupting me.”

You’re like:

But they’re all like: